Category — Funny

Here’s a funny joke from the NSW Blues will smash the girly coloured QLD in State of Origin Facebook group…and yes, I believe they will smash those pesky Maroons in Sydney come game 3. Enjoy!

Three guys - a Tasmanian, a Queenslander and a New South Welshman - are out walking along the beach together one day.

They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes total”, says the genie.

The Tasmanian says, “I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity.” With a blink of the genie’s eye, ‘FOOM’ the oceans were teaming with fish.

The Queenslander was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around QLD , so that we can run our own State how we feel, and no half wit southerner can tell us what to do. I want it so nothing and no-one will get in for all eternity.” Again, with a blink of the genie’s eye, ‘POOF’ there was a huge wall around QLD .

The New South Welshman asks, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.” The genie explains, “Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out.”

“Right” the New South Welshman says, “Fill it up with water.”

Spontaneity not a feature of Chinas planned Olympic support (from ABC News)

Lamest sports chant ever. You know the Communist Party could’ve come up with some humdingers
to taunt the West with during the Games, now don’t you?

Finally, the NRL Footy Show has done something funny!

Wow! So enlightening, and honest, yet so very puzzling…

I’m screwed…

The Weathermen by Clay Risen (from The Morning News)

You know, I thought Sam Champion was a pretty funny name.

Check out garfield minus garfield, where the author proves that Jon Arbuckle is really quite lonely.

YTMND - Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading

Listen for the overtly dramatic male voice reading the letter word for word, even pronouncing all the spelling errors on the page as well!

TV technician airs porn movie (from NEWS.com.au)

I know it was an accident, but heck, aren’t you thinking, isn’t that a good way of getting the punters back to free-to-air TV?