Category — Funny

New Zealand man raped by wombat claims he now speaks Australian (from AdelaideNow)

OK…I have a few questions for the person in question and the Adelaide Advertiser:

1 - How do you get raped by a wombat? Given you’re bigger than the wombat.

2 - Define the “Australian” language. There may be lingo, accent, dialects, etc…but not a unique “Australian” language…

3 - How bored were the people at the Advertiser that they had to report on this?

Damn right!

I couldn’t resist. I found this on a Facebook group, and had to find a bigger version of this picture. I give it a 1-Up!

BTW - Not safe for work or for religious types. Don’t say you haven’t been warned.

Oh, and you’ll notice there is a smaller version of the Mario animation. Figured it’d make things a bit better.

NZ teen shot dead after being mistaken for deer (from ABC News)

How can you get a teenager confused with a deer? It’s not like they sprout antlers and start attacking others with them now do they? I’ve never heard of a were-deer either…but it is New Zealand. Could be a refugee from the Lord of the Rings shoots…

How true is this? It’s Sort of Dunno Nothin’ by Peter Denahy. You can visit the artist’s MySpace page, or download the songs from iTunes.

Moment Jeremy Clarkson was caught chatting on mobile while doing 70mph (from This is London/Evening Standard)

Whoops!

Looks like it’s not driving like a maniac on the road that’s caught Jez Clarkson out - it’s his big fat mouth!

Weird Al’s a champ! He’s got it right on the money with his parody of all those angry white boy rappers that seem to be going around…